Weeks 1-4
2023 Quarter Mark Introduction: What happened? It’s all so different now. A spark of excitement once burned brightly through the bustling hallways of a vibrant staff headquarters (inside my head) that could light up a thousand joints filled with the dankest of danks. And, now? I must reckon with the grim reality that I have been reduced to nothing more than a hollowed out limp-schlong of a man humiliatingly longing to find excitement in the relentless and unforgiving world of Fantasy. Gone are the days where the palpable energy of a new season would flow free from my mightily long, fully erect shaft of Fantasy Wisdom, exploding out the tip, uninhibited, and showering my league mates with the Fantasy Knowledge they so desperately craved. The buzzing of my Fantasy office headquarters (in my head) with a staff hard at work, was music to my ears. As they concocted another perfectly crafted write-up, I would gleefully tune into the wonderous sounds of furious keystrokes typing away,